Sunday, June 1, 2008

MILK ‘08!

Hello friends!

BOY, have I got a special treat for you!

…By means of a person who is more than horrified to have been sent to this site (for reasons I cannot explain at this very moment,) I give you Cleveland’s KISS FM’s latest and greatest contest: MILK 2008!

For those of you uninformed, that’s Cleveland’s “Mother’s I’d Like to Kiss” contest. Let me repeat.

That’s Cleveland’s “Mother’s I’d Like to Kiss” contest.

Cleveland’s.
“Mother’s I’d Like to Kiss.”
Cleveland’s.

Now, don’t get me wrong. Cleveland’s a great town, and I love some people very dearly that came from it’s beer bellied bosom. Hell, I love anything Midwestern!

But I’m not sure I love what I witnessed on above said site upon browsing their “MILK” contestants last evening.

Just go, and enjoy.

And if you want a preview, please, please, take a deep breath and soak up some of Cleveland’s best below.







DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
And the winner is (by my standards)...









I don’t even know what to say. If you need me, I’ll be rocking in a corner talking to myself, praying to God my mother never, ever, ever, ever does something like this.

Ever.
Ever.


...ever.

Comments

Chelsea @ Monday, June 16, 2008:

There may be some really winners as you see above, but seriously go and check out the finalists. My girl Katie Giancola is a real hottie! Go check her out and give her some support. She has the cutest little 9 month old and she is truly a sweetheart! If anyone deserves the title it is her.

Thanks!

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