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  • Friday, February 26, 2010

    I have my reasons.

    *Note: Completely inappropriate ad in front of this video, Tuna Helper.

    This scientist says that killer whale that killed that woman this week did it for “whale reasons.”

    What reasons could a whale have? Hmm.

    WHALE REASONS
    1. I am hungry
    2. You mock my lack of freedom daily
    3. I am a whale

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  • Wednesday, February 24, 2010

    read this!


    the comedy nerds dot com interviewed me for their site. please go over and check it out!
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  • Saturday, January 9, 2010

    lonnie

    hey friends.

    sometimes there are things in life that you just need to know about, and that’s why i’m here for you—and probably why you’re on this site in the first place. so i’m going to deliver.

    introducing lonnie, my new favorite you tuber of all time.

    at first you may think, what the FUCK is this, joselyn? why are you showing us this? but then you begin to watch more of his videos. you begin to understand his world. you begin to understand his life.

    i give you: lonnie, ‘boxer poops in the ocean.’ (2008).

    okay, so you’re not going to understand his life.

    but at least you can laugh at it.

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  • Thursday, January 7, 2010

    wah wah

    “wah wah, nine to fives suck!”
    -this dumb baby

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